“Outraging a lady's modesty, very serious crime in Singapore.”

Kay Siu Lim - Policeman

“- Bowen: Never mind! Just get rid of her!
- Draco: How?
- Bowen: Eat her!”

Dennis Quaid - Bowen
Sir Sean Connery - Draco

“Women. Nothing surprises me, Chip, except your late mother. Who'd have thought Selina had a brain to damage. Bottom line, she tries to blackmail me, I'll drop her out a higher window. Meantime, I got better fish to fry.”
Christopher Walken - Max Shreck

“There's two types of women. There's Type A and Type B. Type A: They're real easy. They jump right into bed with you. Boom, boom, boom. Then later on, they break your balls.”
Vincent Piazza - Tommy DeVito

- Judge Cotton: Does this guy "Candy" Johnson bother you, my dear?
- Elizabeth Cotton: Not half as much as I bother him.
Frank Morgan - Judge Cotton
Lana Turner - Elizabeth Cotton