“- Hibble: For your understanding, Flora, this is rather... delicate. Do you know what the male and female were intending?
- Flora: Sure! I seen dogs in the street doing it!
- Hibble: Yes... well, it's not quite the same thing.
- Flora: How do you know? You're not a dog!”
Morgan Freeman - Hibble
Aisling Corcoran - Flora

“I thought that going to bed could mean a little more than thrashing around all night in wild ecstasy. I thought it could mean cuddling and toasty warmth, sharing one's innermost needs and fears. That's what getting naked truly means to me. That's what sex truly is. I'm sorry. It is too bad. I guess you don't ever want to get totally naked with me.”

Lolita Davidovich - Blaze Starr

“- Michael Berkow: I'm not gonna try to use you as a hand puppet or anything. I just wanna...
- Tina: Okay.
- Michael Berkow: ... make sweet love to you because you have no idea what you've gotten into.”
Jeremy Piven - Michael Berkow
Kobe Tai - Tina

“- Henry: What's wrong? Why are you stopping?
- Lucy: Henry, this isn't how I planned it would be.
- Henry: That's funny, because this is exactly how I planned it to be!”

Justin Long - Henry
Britney Spears - Lucy

- Mike: You got laid last night?
- Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie: I don't get laid, I make love.

David Caruso - Mike
Robert De Niro - Wayne "Mad Dog" Dobie