“- TS Quint: Why do palm reading topless?
- Brodie: It makes the news easier to take. She could tell me I was going to die in ten minutes, just as long as she told me topless.”
Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie

“How would you feel if you'd been dead a day and a half and someone brought your more bad news?”
Jonathan Banks - Michelette

“- Detective Cameron: I got good news and bad news, girls. The good news is your dates are here.
- Sorority Sister: What's the bad news?
- Detective Cameron: They're dead.”
Tom Atkins - Ray Cameron

“There is some good news, though. The more of you die, the better I eat. I didn't say it was good news for you.”
Will Arnett - Lone Gunslinger Vulture

“- Susan: What advice do you have for those trapped in the quarantine zone?
- West: You're basically fucked.”

Carrie Genzel - Susan
Rob Riggle - Frank West