“- Rose: I'm gonna take you to a club, you're gonna meet some young stupid hot guy, and you're gonna take all your anger and aggression out on his penis.
- Meghan: I don't know, I don't do that with penises.”
Gillian Jacobs - Rose
Jan Struther - Meghan

“I detest parties! A lot of people I don't want to see, telling me a lot of things I don't want to hear.”
Ruth Chatterton - Alison Drake

“- Simon: Hello, professor. How was India?
- Terry Rapson: You know what these scientific gatherings are. All dancing girls, wine and parties.”
Adrian Lester - Simon
Sir Ian Holm - Terry Rapson

“Congratulations. On a scale of one to ten on the perversity meter, you just hit a seventy-three.”

Geoffrey Rush - Stephen Price

“- Peaches: I'm having a dinner party Friday night, we're short one man.
- Oscar Madison: How about Abe here, he's a short man.
- Peaches: You can run Oscar, but you can't hide! See ya.
- Oscar Madison: Oh, that's such an original expression. I hate a woman who talks like Muhammed Ali.”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison