“Look what this fucking mutt did to my shoes.”

Robert De Niro - James Conway

“I'm gonna hit you so hard that when you wake up your clothes will be out of style!”
Josh Brolin - Brand

“- Young Robert: What would you do to avoid a fight?
- Imaginary William Shatner: I wouldn't dress like a geek. Gold is not your color. Think earth tones.”
Spencer Klein - Young Robert
William Shatner - Bill

“- Georgie Weiss: You're not a fruit?
- Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, I'm all man. I even fought in WW2. Of course, I was wearing women's undergarments under my uniform.”
Mike Starr - Georgie Weiss
Johnny Depp - Ed Wood

“Damn girl... I didn't know Nike made dresses.”
Gabrielle Union - Shawnee