“- Tracy Lord: Only for the moment, I'm not interested in myself.
- C. K. Dexter Haven: Not interested in yourself, Red, you're fascinated. You're far and away your favorite person in the world.”
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven

“Why is the world jam packed with such idiots? Every Schmo has a fantasy that the planet revolves around them. It rains, a car crash happens, they say 'How can this happen to me?'. But for us, this isn't a fantasy, it is a reality.”
Sandra Bernhard - Minerva Mayflower

“You have no idea who you're dealing with. You want a show? I'll give you a show. Back up and get ready for the main event!”

Susan Sarandon - Quenn Narissa

“- Nathaniel: Sire, do you like yourself?
- Prince Edward: What's not to like?”
Timothy Spall - Nathaniel
James Marsden - Prince Edward

“You're so good breaking other people down, but you never stop to take a look at yourself.”

Ben Chaplin - Sam Kennedy