“I'm sitting there, and my face is starting to hurt. And I'm thinking, Christ, I got 45 minutes to show this guy how loving, smart, supportive, funny, independent, and sexy I am. And all I can really think about is how I'd rather be sitting home watching the baseball game.”

Suzzy Roche - Marilyn Cohen

“- Robo-Brenda: I look just like you! Only prettier... hey, I bet we even share brain waves! Are you thinking about gelato? Cause I am!
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Ok... I'm going to go find John.
- Robo-Brenda: Aw... well, don't you wanna hang out?”
Joely Fisher - Robobrenda
Joely Fisher - Brenda

“- Wayne Carter: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
- Flower Belle: There's no fun in being too careful.”
Dick Foran - Wayne Carter
Mae West - Flower Belle Lee

“- Myra: Do you think you'll remember me now?
- Roy Cronin: I think so, for the rest of my life.”
Vivien Leigh - Myra
Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin

“None of your quibbling. None of your questioning. None of your doubts. This is positive, you see. This is affirmative, you see. This is final, you see. You're going to marry me, you see!”

Robert Taylor - Roy Cronin