“We need a guy with a fabulous ass! And mine is the wrong color!”
Steve Martin - Bowfinger

“- Bridget Gregory: Is it true what they say?
- Harlan: What?
- Bridget Gregory: You know, size?
- Harlan: Is it true what they say about white women?
- Bridget Gregory: What's that?
- Harlan: No ass.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bridget Gregory
Bill Nunn - Harlan

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller

“I'm sorry to hear of the death of your father. He was, as they say, an honest Injun.”
Martin Garralaga - Pancho

“- Black Arrow: White man's justice is very strange.
- Pancho: White man's injustice is very strange, too.”

Mark Roberts - Black Arrow
Martin Garralaga - Pancho