“On the battlefield, a soldier can't always obey the General's orders.”

“I am not your ordinary, run-of-the-mill transvestite!”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau

“Please don't leave the premises. I said please don't leave the premises. Am I speaking in some kind of strange foreign language?”
Alan Arkin - Det. Hugo

“- General Edward Clegg: I am giving you a direct order!
- Mike Banning: Newsflash asshole - I don't work for you.”
Robert Forster - General Edward Clegg
Gerard Butler - Mike Banning

“- Annie Herman: You can't put wine in Hobo stew!
- Phyllis Nefler: Why not? What goes better with Hobos than wine?”
Mary Gross - Annie Herman
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler