“- Maubee: Ubu Pearl.
- Xavier Quinn: Who, the witch?
- Maubee: Yeah, man, Isola's aunt. She only let me visit on Monday night.
- Xavier Quinn: What if you don't?
- Maubee: I get the hex. My dick fall off and I wake up dead.
- Xavier Quinn: Shit, you'd better stick to your schedule then.
- Maubee: Yeah, man.”
Robert Townsend - Maubee
Denzel Washington - Xavier Quinn

“I ask for so little. Just let me rule you, and you can have everything that you want.”

David Bowie - Jareth

“Obedience without question.”
Karl Urban - Vaako

“- Dan: Barry you should ask me before you put another guest on the show.
- Barry: Why?
- Dan: Because I'm your boss, that's why.”
Alec Baldwin - Dan
Eric Bogosian - Barry

“In order to be a real dame you've got to kneel before a queen!”
Charles Pierce - Bertha Venation