“- Hoover Dam Guide: Welcome everyone. I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now I'm about to take you through a fully funtional power plant, so please, no one wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
- Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?”
John Finnegan - Arty, the Hoover Dam Guide
Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“Make block. Left, right. Up, down. Side, side. Breathe in, breathe out. And no scare fish.”

Pat Morita - Miyagi

“- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: Dad, you know that weights aren't my thing.
- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.: Weights aren't your thing. Fishing isn't your thing. Just what is your thing?
- Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr.: I don't know. But I'll keep you posted okay?”
Thomas Wilson Brown - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Jr
Matt Frewer - Russell 'Russ' Thompson, Sr.

“- Martha: Have you ever actually caught a fish, Joseph?
- Megs: Martha, the only way I'm going to catch a fish, I got a feeling, is to drain the pond.”
Kathy Baker - Martha
Robert De Niro - Megs

“- Amazing Grace: Takes a stiff rod to catch the big fish.
- Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey: Oh, I know.”
James Garner - Sgt. Aloysius 'Al' Mackey