“I wouldn't ride on that stage again if it means staying in this town for the rest of my life - Heaven forbid.”
Hobart Cavanaugh - J. Horatio Boggs

“It takes two people to run a concert: one back stage, and one out front. One man alone cannot do this.”

Ralph Brown - Del Preston

“- King Charles II: Why shouldn't we have women on stage? After all, the French have been doing it for years.
- Sir Edward Hyde: Whenever we're about to do something truly horrible, we always say that the French have been doing it for years.”
Rupert Everett - King Charles II
Edward Fox - Sir Edward Hyde

“Over here, our bass player, the Duke of Spook, the Doc of Shock, The Man with No Tan, please say hello to Death himself, the Grim Reaper.”

Alex Winter - Bill

“You put a mouse on that stage and your saloon's gonna be as empty as Death Valley on a cold day in June when the snow don't fall.”
Amy Irving - Miss Kitty