“- Ben Chapelski: Jesus!
- Joe Young: Where?”

Dian Bachar - Ben Chapleski
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“- French Squire 1: An Englishman will not win this French tournament. English legs are unsteady on French soil.
- French Squire 2: And because French wine is too much for English bellies.
- French Squire 3: And most importantly, because the Pope himself is French.
- Roland: Well, the Pope may be French, but Jesus is English! You're on!”
Miroslav Mokos - French Squire
Noel le Bon - French Squire
Scott Bellefeville - French Squire
Mark Addy - Roland

“- Mitch Weaver: There's two kinds of people in this world: those who get stomped on and those who do the stomping.
- Kathy: Where'd you come up with that theory?
- Mitch Weaver: That famous guy said it. What's his name? Uh... oh, yeah: Jesus!”
Norm MacDonald - Mitch Weaver
Traylor Howard - Kathy

“- Lieutenant Daniel Taylor: Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?
- Forrest Gump: I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir.”
Gary Sinise - Lieutenant Dan Taylor
Tom Hanks - Forrest Gump

“- Reggie: Dave's out. Who's gonna take his place?
- Ned Braden: Is the answerJesus?”

Paul Newman - Reggie
Michael Ontkean - Ned Braden