“- Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
- Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.”

Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Prince Henry: Nicole, do you know the ruins at Amboise?
- Danielle: Yes.
- Prince Henry: I often go there to be alone. Would you meet me there tomorrow?
- Danielle: I shall try.
- Prince Henry: Then I shall wait all day.”
Dougray Scott - Prince Henry
Drew Barrymore - Danielle

“You're 40-years-old, you're four times as old as this girl, and you can't marry her, so you wait five years. By that time the little girl's 15 and you're 45. You're only three times as old as that little girl. So you wait 15 years and when the girl is 30, you're at 60. You're only twice as old as that little girl.”

Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“- Herbie Brown: She'll have to wait for me!
- Slicker Smith: Why should she wait for you?
- Herbie Brown: I was nice enough to wait for her!”

Lou Costello - Herbie Brown
Bud Abbott - Slicker Smith

“- American Immigration Official: The Romanian quota is very small, very crowded.
- Georges Iscovescu: That means I have to wait?
- American Immigration Official: Between five and eight years, Mr. Iscovescu.”
Harry Shannon - American Immigration Official
Charles Boyer - Georges Iscovescu