“- Congresswoman Libby Hauser: You have the full support of the Sunshine State!
- Paulette: Yay for Ohio!”
Dana Ivey - Congresswoman Libby Hauser
Jennifer Coolidge - Paulette

“I may vote Republican, but I'm a firm believer in gum control.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“And so if you elect me governor, I promise to take care of California the same way I take care of my own family; with compassion, caring, kindness, and most of all, with an interest in everyone. My friends... California is my family!”
Ryan O'Neal - Bill Gluckman

“We're talking about how you get through today without pissing away everything we've all worked for on this campaign! If you lose this, we can kiss the White House goodbye.”
J. K. Simmons - Bill Dixon

“- Amsterdam Vallon: Suppose you back an Irish candidate, of my choosin', and I'll deliver all the Irish vote?
- William 'Boss' Tweed: That will only happen in the reign of Queen Dick.”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Amsterdam Vallon
Jim Broadbent - William 'Boss' Tweed