“- Franklin Laszlo: Where are your donuts?
- Todd: Sir, we're a gourmet market.
- Franklin Laszlo: Okay, where are your gourmet donuts?”
Tom Arnold - Franklin Laszlo
Shawn Macdonald - Todd

“- Daniel Miller: Y'know if you really wanna make this place feel like Earth, you should open a few of those mini-malls.
- Helen: It's funny you should say that - a few just opened outside of town. Personally, I wouldn't use them because I don't like yogurt and I love doing my own nails.”

Albert Brooks - Daniel Miller
Marilyn Rockafellow - Helen

There are thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

Ed Asner - Santa

“We're not lost, Private... we're in Normandy.”
Richard D. Winters - Himself

“- Rudy Duncan: Sounds pretty mature for twenty-five.
- Nick Cassidy: Grow up in Detroit, you mature real quickly.
- Rudy Duncan: Yeah. Either that or those pictures are ten years old.”
Ben Affleck - Rudy Duncan
James Frain - Nick Cassidy