“- Bill Dunbar: You know, if you were mine, I'd never let you go.
- Katherine Ann Watson: I wouldn't have asked your permission.”
Dominic West - Bill Dunbar
Julia Roberts - Katherine Ann Watson

“You're an emancipated woman. Learn to lose.”

Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“- Geoff Montgomery: It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.
- Larry Lawrence: You mean like Democrats?”
Richard Carlson - Geoff Montgomery
Bob Hope - Larry Lawrence

“We own the right to be fed up with anything we damn please and say so out loud when we feel like it.”

Raymond Massey - Andy Brock

“- Charlotte Vale: How does it feel to be the Lord?
- Dr. Jaquith: Not so very wonderful, since the Free Will Bill was passed. Too little power.”
Bette Davis - Charlotte Vale
Claude Rains - Dr. Jaquith