“- Venus: She's still after Hans, ain't she?
- Frieda: Yeah. Always she's smiling by him.
- Venus: Yeah. Well, if she's smiling by somebody I know, she'll have to buy herself a new set of teeth!”
Leila Hyams - Venus
Daisy Earles - Frieda

“I wish I was to blame for every laugh line on your face. I do, Joy, because it just - it burns me to think that someone else made you smile. You were pretty then, and you're pretty now. You always will be to me; you should know that! It's forever, Joy.”

Brian Wimmer - Willie Husband

“- George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?
- Hugh: Yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.”
Dudley Moore - George Webber
Robert Webber - Hugh

“- Françoise: What are you talking about?
- Richard: Just making conversation.
- Françoise: Do you have a girlfriend?
- Richard: Here?
- Françoise: Anywhere.
- Richard: No, why?
- Françoise: Just making conversation.”
Virginie Ledoyen - Françoise
Leonardo DiCaprio - Richard

“- Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken-heart stuff.
- Rick Rambis: All right. So... you wanna hook up?
- Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick.
- Rick Rambis: Soooo... you still wanna hook up?”
A.J. Cook - Jenny
Jason London - Rick Rambis