“- Coach Ted Orion: Goldberg! When's the last time you practiced?
- Goldberg: We don't really practice, per se. We either play or play around. You know, have fun. You know, that thing that makes you smile and laugh.”
Jeffrey Nordling - Coach Ted Orion
Shaun Weiss - Greg "Goldie" Goldberg

“- Press Maravich: A guy once said I had a loose screw when I told him I wanted to play in the pros.
- Pete Maravich: He did?
- Press Maravich: Of course, he never took the time to see me play either.”
Nick Benedict - Press Maravich
Adam Guier - Pete Maravich

“- Coach Ed Gennero: What happened, who missed their assignment?
- Coach Rig: Everybody missed their god-damn assignment!”

Héctor Elizondo - Coach Ed Gennero
Robert Loggia - Coach Wally Rig

“- Jarvis Edison: How many timeouts do we have left?
- Paul Blake: Three.
- Jarvis Edison: Can we take 'em all now?”
Jason Bateman - Jarvis Edison
Scott Bakula - Paul Blake

“- Det. Sgt. Halsey: That's your husband.
- Jane Blue: I know.
- Det. Sgt. Halsey: Does he know how to play the trumpet?
- Jane Blue: Apparently.”

Larry Miller - Halsey
Kathleen Turner - Jane Blue