- Harry Sears: You know, there's no harm in appreciating other forms of music. Now this is an Italian tenor. His name is Attilio Belfiore. And the opera is "Pagliacci". And It's beautiful. Now listen to it. It'll make you cry.
- Molly: I'm crying already...

Peter Falk - Harry Sears
Laurene Landon - Molly

“You see the snarfblatt dates back to pre-hysterical times when humans would sit around and stare at each other all day... got very boring. So they invented this snarfblatt to make fine music, allow me!”

Buddy Hackett - Scuttle

“Scotty, you're boring. I liked you for a while, but now I can't stand looking at you. Even your voice makes me sick.”

Haylie Johnson - Nikki Trainor

“I'm never bored. That's the trouble with everybody - you're all so bored. You've had nature explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the living body explained to you and you're bored with it, you've had the universe explained to you and you're bored with it.”

David Thewlis - Johnny

“I hate beauty. Do you realize how boring it gets looking at beauty day in and day out?”

Peter O'Toole - Governor Anthony Cloyden Hayes