“Dear God, make me a bird. So I could fly far. Far far away from here.”

Hanna Hall - Young Jenny Curran

“Oh Lord, please don't burn us, don't grill or toast your flock, don't put us on the barbecue, or simmer us in stock, don't braise or bake or boil us, or stir-fry us in a wok. Oh please don't lightly poach us, or baste us with hot fat, don't fricassee or roast us, or boil us in a vat. And please don't stick thy servants Lord, in a rotissomat.”

Michael Palin - Chaplain

“As the dog fears the eagle, as the lamb fears the wolf, so is my heart and head with fear. Oh, mother Vesta, eternal mother of Rome, help me. Bring back the health of my father. Protect us from the danger which hangs - over the Empire. Let there be peace, over all Rome.”
Sophia Loren - Lucilla

“If I were afraid, there might be hope for you, but I am not. There are certain things you cannot take away from me. What is mine, is mine. Do you think you can stop the working of my brain and my heart?”

Morris Carnovsky - Sixtus Andresen

“I'll go up there into that temple. I'll face danger. I don't care if the boogeyman's in there.”

Lou Costello - Wellington Pflug