“You know I’m gonna be 25 in June? That’s a quarter of century… it makes a girl think.”
Marilyn Monroe - Sugar Kane Kowalczyk

“- Bill Ray: Well, how does it feel to turn eighty?
- Norman Thayer Jr.: Twice as bad as it did turning forty.”
Dabney Coleman - Bill Ray
Henry Fonda - Norman Thayer Jr.

“The princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But... before the sun sets on her 16th birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel and die!”
Eleanor Audley - Maleficent

“- Phil Deedle: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else?
- Elton Deedle: Who's everyone else?
- Stew Deedle: Washington, Lincoln... the baby JesusDad!”
Paul William Walker IV - Phil Deedle
Eric Braeden - Elton Deedle
Steve Van Wormer - Stew Deedle

“For dinner on my birthday, shall I tell you what I chose?
Hot noodles made from poodles on a slice of garden hose
And a rather smelly jelly made from armadillo's toes
The jelly is delicious, but you have to hold your nose!”
Simon Callow - Grasshopper