“I wanna have kids. Just gotta find the right broad like Frankie did. Someone who let me fool around on the weekends and still make pancakes before Sunday Mass.”
Gary Leonard Oldman - Jackie Flannery

“- Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo: You know your problem? You need a wife.
- Detective Tony Costas: A wife? Hey, I just think we ought to live together for a while first.”
Pat Morita - Investigator Fujitsuka Natsuo
Jay Leno - Detective Tony Costas

“Let's get one thing straight first. A: I want children and B: if anyone asks: I'm the pretty one.”
Harvey Forbes Fierstein - Arnold Beckoff

“We weren't as fortunate as most people. We would've had one of our own, only... you don't know how badly my wife wanted a child. It wasn't so important to me. I suppose most men are like this but children never meant a great deal to me.”

Cary Grant - Roger Adams

“Where does it take place? Must be a bit awkward. I mean we've got two kids, he's got two kids not to mention a wife.”

Ben Kingsley - Robert