“- Amy: Oh my god, he's calling me.
- Nikki: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.”
Amy Schumer - Amy
Vanessa Bayer - Nikki

“You know, women got the greatest gift in the world. All they got to do is fall in love, and some guy just takes care of them.”
Sharon Stone - Gloria

“By the time I was five, he yelled at me so much, I thought my name was Asshole.”

Al Pacino - Walter

“Have you seen a baby lately? All they do is eat and poop, and then they cry, and they cry when they poop, and poop when they cry.”

Mike Myers - Shrek

“When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces, and they all went skipping about. And that was the beginning of fairies.”
Kelly Macdonald - Peter Pan