“- Dave: I don't like that dress.
- Sue: You've liked it every other time I've worn it.
- Dave: Your breasts! Every other time you wore it, your breasts weren't making their debut.
- Sue: This is the way the designer intended the dress to be worn.”

Andrea Howard - Sue
Mark Lonow - Dave

“She wasn't wearing a bra. Did you see that? Did you see the way they bounce?”

Joseph Bologna - Joey

“- Lavinia: My God, is that really you?
- Suzette: Yep! Well, no. The tits aren't me. They're fake but in here somewhere it's me!”
Susan Sarandon - Lavinia Kingsley
Goldie Hawn - Suzette

“Yes, my tits are fake. That's what happens when your real ones try to kill you.”
Gwyneth Paltrow - Phoebe

“- Eric Bates: Fancy?
- Fancy Bates: What?
- Eric Bates: What did your boobs look like before?”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Teresa Ganzel - Fancy Bates