“My dear, either you were born on a extremely rustic community, where good manners are unknown, or you suffer from a common feminine delusion that the mere fact of being a woman exempts you from the rules of civilized conduct.”

Clifton Webb - Waldo Lydecker

“- Walter: Why is everybody looking at me that way?
- Brian Mars: Because you're being asshole-ish.
- Walter: Well, it's very asshole-ish of you to say so!”
Dennis Dun - Walter
Jameson Parker - Brian Mars

“I hate rude behavior in a man. I won't tolerate it.”

Tommy Lee Jones - Woodrow F. Call

“I have done nothing but underhanded, despicable, not even terribly imaginative things since I got here.”
Julia Roberts - Julianne Potter

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.”
Lily Tomlin