“- Zoot: Hey man, I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?
- Floyd Pepper: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved in politics.”
Dave Goelz - Zoot
Jerry Nelson - Floyd Pepper

“Well, as usual, the Republican comes up with a plan while the Democrat just aimlessly wanders in the woods.”
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer

“- Louis Howe: Why are you a Democrat?
- Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The Democratic Party is the party of the people, and I'm a man of the people.
- Louis Howe: You're a Roosevelt. Since when does a Roosevelt know about people?”
David Paymer - Louis Howe
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

“- Jim Garrison: I can't believe they killed him because he wanted to change things. In our time. In our country.
- X: Well, they've been doing it all through history. Kings are killed, Mr. Garrison, politics is power, nothing more!”

Kevin Costner - Jim Garrison
Donald Sutherland - X

“What President wants to be in office when it comes crashing down around him?”
Arliss Howard - John C. Calhoun