“The problem with the Irish is that they'll sing at the drop of a hat, but ask them to talk and they won't.”
Charles Dance - Soames

“- Cactus Jack: I come to speak with straight tongue.
- Nervous Elk: Tongue may be straight, but mouth hide many sharp teeth.”
Kirk Douglas - Cactus Jack
Paul Lynde - Nervous Elk

- Bill Coles: Can I speak frankly?
- Lawrence Garfield: No. Lie to me! Tell me how thrilled you are to know me. I always speak frankly. I hate people who say "Can we speak frankly?". It means they're bullshittin' me the rest of the time.
Dean Jones - Bill Coles
Danny DeVito - Lawrence Garfield

“I got the flow, you all gotta go, so pick up your bags so we can go!”

Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence

“Can't nobody sang like Eddie King Jr!”
Michael Wright - Eddie