“- Rufus T. Firefly: Where is your husband?
- Mrs. Gloria Teasdale: Why, he's dead.
- Rufus T. Firefly: I bet he's just using that as an excuse.”
Groucho Marx - Rufus T. Firefly
Margaret Dumont - Mrs. Gloria Teasdale

“- Irena Dubrovna Reed: What should I tell my husband? Naturally, he's anxious to have some word.
- Dr. Louis Judd: What does one tell a husband? One tells him nothing.”
Simone Simon - Irena Dubrovna Reed
Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd

“What's the last thing that you can remember about your husband that you know to be true?”
Harrison Ford - Dutch Van Den Broeck

“- Richard 'Dick' Brewer: Rumor has it you killed a man, Billy. You don't seem like the killing sort.
- Dirty Steve Stephens: Yeah, Billy. What'd you kill him for?
- William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney: He was hacking on me.”
Charlie Sheen - Richard 'Dick' Brewer
Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“- Shaun: I'm so sorry.
- Phillip: Sorry for what?
- Shaun: Er… nothing.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun