“- Diane Lightson: How long have you been divorced?
- Chris Thorne: Four years.
- Diane Lightson: Do you still love her?
- Chris Thorne: Nah, been over her for... weeks.”
Demi Moore - Diane Lightson
Chevy Chase - Chris Thorne

Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of "That's mine, this is yours".
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

- Vince Latello: My old man says, "treat broads like dirt and they love ya".
- Michael Harlan: Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
- Vince Latello: My parents are divorced.
Fisher Stevens - Vince Latello
John Stockwell - Michael Harlan

“I'm just a kid, and I don't know what I'm doing sometimes. But I think you should know better when you're all grown up. I think you should know how to act, and how to treat people. And I think if you once loved someone enough to marry them, you should at least be nice to them, even if you don't love them anymore.”
Drew Barrymore - Casey Brodsky

“Believe me, I’ve had five divorces. Do you know what five divorces are? Five times I believed in love.”
Pedro Alonso - Berlín