- "Red" Baxter: I don't like your faces.
- S. Quentin Quale: I suppose you think we like them.
Robert Barrat - "Red" Baxter
Groucho Marx - S. Quentin Quale

“Looking a little crispy over there, Mikey. Like some chicken-fried motherfucker. Well, may he never, ever rest in peace.”
Busta Rhymes - Freddie Harris

“- Little Enos: I'd like to kick your ass.
- Buford T. Justice: You can't kick that high, cricket crotch.”
Paul Williams - Little Enos Burdette
Jackie Gleason - Buford T. Justice

“- Gunther Beckdorff: I heard you were a simple man, Giff, who came to Caboblanco and found contentment. Why should you care for a girl who had no passport?
- Gifford Hoyt: Because she's being held here against her will! Why? Do you have use for her? Then what happens? Does she leave Caboblanco alive?”
Jason Robards - Gunther Beckdorff
Charles Bronson - Gifford Hoyt

“If i was a mama hen and they was my chicks ... I'd lead them to water and let them drown.”