“We have to brush your hair differently. You look like a fag.”
Betty Marion White - Mrs. Kline

“Eleanor-What’s wrong with ombre highlights?
Tahani-Eleanor, please. This week has been hard enough.”
Kristen Bell - Eleanor Shellstrop
Jameela Jamil - Tahani Al-Jamil

“- Richie Tozier: What are you saying, Eddie? You're still a virgin?
- Eddie Kaspbrak: Yeah.
- Richie Tozier: Well I can't help you there, pal.”
Harry Anderson - Richie Tozier
Dennis Christopher - Eddie Kaspbrak

“Virgins. I love them. No diseases, no loose as a goose pussy, no skank. No nothing. Just pure pleasure.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Edward J. (Babe) Heffron: Goddamn virgin, just a kid.
- Ralph F. (Doc) Spina: Only virgin I know is the Virgin Mary.”
Robin Laing - Edward J. (Babe) Heffron
Tony Devlin - Ralph F. (Doc) Spina