“- Jane Goodale: Two words: Coppulatory Imperative.
- Liz: Excuse me?
- Jane Goodale: The biological urge to spread their seed. The truth is only 15% of all male animals are monogomous.”
Ashley Judd - Jane Goodale
Marisa Tomei - Liz

“- William Thatcher: Oi sir, what are you doing?
- Geoffrey Chaucer: Uh... trudging. You know, trudge? To trudge: the slow, weary, depressing yet determined walk of a man who has nothing left in life except the impulse to simply soldier on.”
Heath Ledger - William Thatcher
Paul Bettany - Geoffrey Chaucer

“Words still have meanings, even in our days of the computer.”
Allan Cuthbertson - The Lawyer

“- Research Assistant #2: Blueberries are blue. Are cranberries cran?
- Paulie: Are boysenberries boys or girls?”
Michael Leydon Campbell - Research Assistant #2
Jay Mohr - Paulie

There's three kinds of "there". There's "there", t-h-e-r-e: "There are the donuts". Then there's "their", t-h-e-i-r, which is the possessive: "It is their donut". Then finally, there's "they're", t-h-e-y-apostrophe-r-e. A contraction meaning: "They're... they're the donut people". Got it?

Thomas Jay Ryan - Henry Fool