“- Luc Teyssier: There is something in his eyes... vain. It is a word, no?
- Kate: It is a word. He has beautiful eyes.
- Luc Teyssier: Oh, he knows it. You can see it in his smile... not even a smile, a smirk. It is a word?
- Kate: Shut up. Is it a word?
- Luc Teyssier: Two words.”

Kevin Kline - Luc Teyssier
Meg Ryan - Kate

“- Bill Blazejowski: [picking up photo from desk] Hey Chuck? Who is this? Your wife?
- Chuck Lumley: Fiancée.
- Bill Blazejowski: Nice frame!”
Michael Keaton - Bill Blazejowski
Henry Winkler - Chuck Lumley

“Your picture doesn't do you justice, baby.”

Steve Brodie - Jack Fisher

“- Michael Shayne: What do I get paid off in?
- Larry Kincaid: Nice pictures of Washington and Lincoln with numbers on them - big numbers!”
Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne
Robert Emmett Keane - Larry Kincaid

“- Michael Cromwell: I should probably take some pictures of Mimi.
- Richard Kempster: I can never have enough pictures of my kids. I have like, four hundred albums. I never look at them, but they exist... it's good, you know?”
Tim Allen - Michael Cromwell
Martin Hayter Short - Richard Kempster