“- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: But there are certain things I can only do with a man, no?
- Jerry Peyser: Like golf?
- Jean-Pierre Thibodoux: No! I am not gay!”
David Suchet - Jean-Pierre Thibodoux
Albert Brooks - Jerry Peyser

“Mother, just because I wear trakkies and play sport does not make me a lesbian!”
Keira Knightley - Juliette 'Jules' Paxton

“All I'm saying is, there's a reason why Sporty Spice is the only one without a fella!”

Juliet Stevenson - Paula Paxton

“I can't shoot ball like Michael Jordan can... but that's alright, though, you know? I'm also gay.”
Bryant L. Crenshaw - Midget

“- Emily Montgomery: Are you really gay?
- Howard Brackett: Hmm-hmm...
- Emily Montgomery: Was there... any other time you might've told me this? I'm wearing a wedding dress, which you picked out!”
Joan Cusack - Emily Montgomery
Kevin Kline - Howard Brackett