“Teenage death girls want my dick not my words.”
Val Kilmer - Jim Morrison

- Pauline: What does "broccoli" mean?
- Frannie: Depends on the context. Pubic hair or marijuana. It's a noun.
- Pauline: And "Virginia"?
- Frannie: Vagina. As in: "He penetrated her Virginia with a hammer".
Jennifer Jason Leigh - Pauline
Meg Ryan - Frannie Avery

- Brian: God bless you.
- Larry Gigli: Thank you.
- Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say "God bless you, penis".
Justin Bartha - Brian
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“That's why these lesbians are always going out and buyin', spendin' all their dough on sexual appliances and erotic monkey wrenches and shit, tryin' to compensate for what they don't have... the penis.”
Ben Affleck - Larry Gigli

“After all, without sex, none of us would be born. And we are all born out of a woman's cunt. It is the center of the world. And the more we can do to glorify that holy spot, the more we're doing for mankind.”
Molly Parker - Florence