“- Rufus: Sorry, you can't park here.
- Miss Shepherd: No, I've had guidance. This is where it should go.
- Rufus: Guidance? Who from?
- Miss Shepherd: The Virgin Mary. I spoke to her yesterday. She was outside the post office.
- Rufus: What does she know about parking?”
Roger Allam - Rufus
Maggie Smith - Miss Shepherd

“Mary, as you call her, is a bigoted, blinkered, cantankerous, devious, unforgiving, self-serving, rank, rude, car-mad cow, which is to say nothing of her flying feces and her ability to extrude from her withered buttocks turds of such force, that they land a yard from the back of the van and their presumed point of exit.”
Alex Jennings - Alan Bennett

“Forget it cake-eater! If you wanna play, play with yourself!”
Brandon Quintin Adams - Jesse Hall

“- Roach: What the fuck are you looking at?
- Johnny Utah: A dead man.”

James Le Gros - Roach
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah

“You're cold because all the blood is running out of your body, Roach. You're going to be dead soon. I hope it was worth it. ”
Keanu Reeves - Johnny Utah