“- Tara Boumdeay: I speak perfect English. I also cook 815 international dishes, perform 637 sexual acts, use all the popular home appliances. Shall I cook you something.
- Chad Finletter: No. Thank you.
- Tara Boumdeay: How 'bout a blow job, maybe iron your pants?”
Karen M. Waldron - Tara Boumdeay
Anthony Starke - Chad Finletter

“- Andy: Lindsay, you've got barbecue all over your face, it's pretty foul.
- Lindsay: Come on it's just BBQ sauce... I wanna make out!”
Paul Rudd - Andy
Elizabeth Banks - Lindsay

“A woman happily in love, she burns the soufflé. A woman unhappily in love, she forgets to turn on the oven.”
Marcel Dalio - Baron St. Fontanel

“- Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
- Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
- Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!”
Keith David - Boone
Hal Scardino - Omri
Litefoot - Little Bear

“To go to bed with a man and lie to him? She's a woman. She's got all the training she needs.”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Mission Commander Swanbeck