“When richwives get dead I usually go after the husbands.”
Guy Boyd - Det. Jim McLean

“- Jessie Bannister: Claudia, I... What are you doing?
- Claudia: Making a list of potential husbands. There are plenty of former suitors just waiting to sweep me off my feet.
- Jessie Bannister: Ranked in financial order?
- Claudia: One has to know what one is getting into.
- Jessie Bannister: What's the asterisk for?
- Claudia: Over eighty.”
Kirstie Alley - Jessie Bannister
Alison La Placa - Claudia

“I love Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.”
Oprah Winfrey - Sofia

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“He's like you, dad! Except he's brilliant.”
Kimberly Williams-Paisley - Annie Banks