“The Bible tells us that one must become of a little child to find the path from sin. Yet there are some in our midst who feel that by taking on the poor, homeless victims of this tragedy, we are condemning ourselves to the same fate.”
John Bennes - Rev. Hollings

“- William of Baskerville: Monkeys do not laugh. Laughter is particular to men.
- Jorge de Burgos: As is sin. Christ never laughed.
- William of Baskerville: Can we be so sure?
- Jorge de Burgos: There is nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did.
- William of Baskerville: And there's nothing in the Scriptures to say that he did not.”
Sir Sean Connery - William von Baskerville
Feodor Chaliapin Jr. - Jorge de Burgos

“The Bible says two men ought not lay together. But I don't reckon the Good Lord would send anybody like you to Hades.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Karl Childers

“- Stuart: Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible.
- Alex: Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?”
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart
Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex

“- Hanna: That is what the priests tell me. His sins of the flesh will keep him from heaven.
- Clayton Boone: Hell, everybody's got those.
- Hanna: No. His is the worst. The unspeakable. The deed no man can name without shame. What is the good English? All I know is bugger, he's a bugger, men who bugger each other...
- Clayton Boone: A homo?”

Lynn Redgrave - Hanna
Brendan Fraser - Clayton Boone