“- Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages?
- Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die?
- Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy?
- Billy: Extremely rude!”
Brad Davis - Sheriff Ike Slayton
Lou Ferrigno - Smitty
Ken Foree - Billy

“- Major Otto Baumeister: You will find that in your position impertinence does not pay.
- Flying Officer Johnny Hammond: I didn't join up in this war to make money.”
Raymond Massey - Major Otto Baumeister
Ronald Reagan - Flying Officer Johnny Hammond

“You're not being rude, dear, you're just being yourself.”

Claudette Colbert - Gerry Jeffers

“- Andrew Kempster: What kind of dumb name is Mimi Siku?
- Jan Kempster: Don't be rude. He probably thinks Andrew is a dumb name.
- Andrew Kempster: So do I.”
Frankie J. Galasso - Andrew Kempster
Valerie Mahaffey - Jan Kempster

“- Peggy Blane: I thought it was an accident. Why are you asking me all these weird questions?
- Sgt. Rita Pompano: Are my questions weird, Detective Rollins?
- Rollins: Rude, maybe, but not weird.”
Mary-Louise Parker - Peggy Blane
Ellen Lee DeGeneres - Sgt. Rita Pompano
Ray McKinnon - Rollins