“I'm strictly a female female and my future I hope will be | In the home of a brave and free male who'll enjoy being a guy having a girl like me.”

Nancy Kwan - Linda Low

“- Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
- Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.”
Emma Caulfield Ford - Anya
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

“You know how some men like women's legs, some like big breasts, some like long hair? Know what I like? I like butts. Men's beautiful behinds. You know what I like to do to gorgeous butts? I like to squeeze them, pinch them and caress them.”

Dana Delany - Lisa

“Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Rachel: Having a bad day?
- MacArthur Stern: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please.
- Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man.”
S. Epatha Merkerson - Rachel
Gene Hackman - MacArthur Stern