“If you fire me, we're through. It isn't the job, I don't mind that. But it just goes to show me how much you care.”

Barbara Stanwyck - Lily

“- Scamper: Who are you?
- Louie: That's Jack, they feed him and he watches us.
- Jack: It's my job.
- Louie: Get another job then! Don't work for these bad men, money's the only thing they care about!”
Danielle Romeo - Louie
Evgeniy Leonov - Jack

“- Margaret Wade: You know why men are so lousy when it comes to taking care of babies?
- Dennis Mitchell: They have better things to do.
- Margaret Wade: Like what? Play golf and drink beer?
- Dennis Mitchell: No, like hunting, having wars, driving cars, shaving, cleaning fish.”
Amy Sakasitz - Margaret Wade
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“When you're young, not much matters. When you find something that you care about, than that's all you got.”
Leo Fitzpatrick - Telly

“- Shane Detorre: Don't you ever think about anyone other than yourself?
- Frank Detorre: I think about you all the time.
- Shane Detorre: Were you thinking about me when you packed me a fried Slim Jim sandwich for lunch?
- Frank Detorre: Yeah, it was a turkey Slim Jim!”
Elena Franklin - Shane Detorre
Bill Murray - Frank Detorre