“- Connie: Even in the old days he was known as an honest crook.
- Dr. Poole: That's an oxymoron.”

Chazz Palminteri - Connie
Tim Curry - Dr. Poole

“I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid.”
Johnny Depp - Jack Sparrow

“To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.”
Lou Jacobi - Moustache

“I entered this campaign with one purpose only, to point out and make public the dishonesty, the downright villainy of Boss Jim W. Gettys' political machine, now in complete control of the government of this state.”
Orson Welles - Kane

“- Hercules: When I was a kid, I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
- Meg: You wanted to be petty and dishonest?”
Tate Donovan - Hercules
Susan Egan - Meg