“- Andrew Clark: What happened to you?
- Allison Reynolds: Why? Claire did it... What's wrong?
- Andrew Clark: Nothing's wrong... it's just so different, you know? I can see your face.
- Allison Reynolds: Is that good or bad?
- Andrew Clark: It's good.”

Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark
Ally Sheedy - Allison Reynolds

“- Tommy: Does this suit make me look fat?
- Richard: No, your face does.”
Chris Farley - Tommy
David Spade - Richard

“- Officer Clark: How would I look with a mustache?
- Bimbeau: You'd look great. Actually, you'd look better than great, you'd look perfect. A perfect horse's ass.”
Sandy Helberg - Officer Clark
Gailard Sartain - Bimbeau

“- Alphonse: What happened to your face?
- Beatrice: Car accident. What happened to yours?”
Terrence Howard - Alphonse
Noomi Rapace - Beatrice

“- Offut: There he is! Ugliest, laziest, smartest man in New Salem. Ain't you, Abe?
- Abraham Lincoln: Well, I don't mind my face; I'm behind it. It's the people in front that get jarred.”
Otto Hoffman - Offut
Walter Huston - Abraham Lincoln