- Sergeant Clifton Sleigh: I'm investigating...
- Prof. Auguste Balls: Of course you're investigating! You're a policeman. I knew that the moment you walked into my emporium: your courage, your alertness, the way your eyes take in everything. I immediately said to myself "Balls, this is a policeman's policeman".
Ted Wass - Sergeant Clifton Sleigh
Harvey Korman - Prof. Auguste Balls

“I think I've been asleep most of my life.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“There's something terribly wrong here in Derry, and you know it!”
Tim Reid - Mike Hanlon

“Tell him he's dreaming.”

Michael Caton-Jones - Darryl Kerrigan

“This is where they buried my brother.”

Sean Hayes - The Fish