“- Gordie: Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, Pluto's a dog. What's Goofy?
- Teddy: Goofy's a dog. He's definitely a dog.
- Chris: He can't be a dog. He drives a car and wears a hat.
- Vern: Oh, God. That's weird. What the hell is Goofy?”
Wil Wheaton - Gordie Lachance
Corey Feldman - Teddy Duchamp
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers
Jerry O'Connell - Vern Tessio

“- William Thacker: Any horses in that one? Or hounds for that matter; our readers are intrigued by both species.
- Anna Scott: It takes place on a submarine.”

Hugh Grant - William Thacker
Julia Roberts - Anna Scott

“- Daffy Duck: I'm no rabbit.
- Bugs Bunny: Well, if he's no rabbit, then where are his ears?
- Daffy Duck: Yeah, Einstein, if I'm no rabbit, then where are my - oh no, nuh-uh. End of discussion. I've come too far. I'm above all that now.
- Bugs Bunny: But not above sneaking into movie theaters.”
Jeff Bergman - Daffy Duck
Jeff Bergman - Bugs Bunny

“- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
- Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”
Vince Vaughn - Trent
Jon Favreau - Mike

“- Terk: What kind of animal are you?
- Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant.
- Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about?
- Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut...
- Terk: He looks nothing like you!”

Rosie O'Donnell - Terk
Wayne Knight - Tantor