“When I was in high school, even the biggest losers had a bird of a feather.”

Keith David - Detective John Mulchaey

“- Kate Rambeau: She's my friend.
- Miss Evelyn Togar: A friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
- Riff Randell: I'm a teenage lobotomy.”
Dey Young - Kate Rambeau
Mary Woronov - Miss Evelyn Togar
P.J. Soles - Riff Randell

“- Angela de Marco: I've got to help Joey with his homework. He's having a lot of trouble in school.
- Connie Russo: Of course he's having trouble at school, he hangs out with Tony Jr. Face it, these boys are never going to be Einstein.”
Michelle Pfeiffer - Angela de Marco
Mercedes Ruehl - Connie Russo

“Have you ever done a group project but there’s like that one kid who didn’t pitch in as much but still ended up with the same grade?”
Awkwafina - Sisu

“- Tom Foyle: From now on, you're going to Sunday School every Sunday. Rain or shine, you're going.
- Kitty Foyle: But why, Pop?
- Tom Foyle: It'll be giving you a little Christian upbringing. A sense of values.”
Ernest Cossart - Tom Foyle
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle