“You ain't gonna find God with me. When I'm dead and done, I don't want no damn excuses for what I did.”
Marlboro - Marlboro

“- Bethany: What's he like?
- Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.
- Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?
- Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.”
Linda Fiorentino - Bethany
Alan Rickman - Metatron

“- Larry Flynt: You believe God created man?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: And God created woman?
- Stills Photographer: Yeah.
- Larry Flynt: Surely the same God created her vagina and who are you to defy God?”
Woody Harrelson - Larry Flynt
Stephen Dupree - Stills Photographer

“The story has it all - death, sex, and God.”

Jack Gilpin - Gordon Bloom

“You believe in God, don't you? That God you try to get to through fucking or dope.”

Sam Neill - Mark