- Mary: I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up.
- Brenda: "Fatty who likes golf and beer". Gee, Mary, where are you gonna find a gem like that?
Cameron Diaz - Mary
Sarah Silverman - Brenda

“- Vicky Lowndes: I like my husbands to love me, to fight for me. Is that wrong?
- George: I don't know. It sounds wrong when you use the plural.”
Jean Arthur - Vicky Lowndes
Harry Davenport - George

“- Dr. Louis Judd: Why would she wish to harm you?
- Alice Moore: Because I'm in love with her husband.”

Tom Conway - Dr. Louis Judd
Jane Randolph - Alice Moore

“- Eve Batiste: Which one did you love best?
- Mozelle Batiste Delacroix: I don't know, Eve. They were all different. Anderson was the handsomest man I had ever seen. Your Uncle Harry, he was the sweetest. And Maynard... Maynard loved me most of all.”

Jurnee Smollett-Bell - Eve Batiste
Debbi Morgan - Mozelle Batiste Delacroix

“I have often thought that in the hereafter of our lives, when I owe no more to the future and can be just a man, that we may meet, and you will come to me and claim me as yours, and know that I am your husband. It is a dream I have...”

Nigel Terry - King Arthur